Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

The Wicked Witch of the MidWest

The Wicked Witch of the MidWest #479

Hometown: Salem, Massachusetts, transferred to the Midwest when Salem started getting too hot.
Birth date: June 1, 1672
Height/Weight: nunya

Derby DOB: July 2011
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Riedell Sirens/ Flat Outs / Striped
Practice regimen: As often as I can.
Derby Wife: None
Favorite moments: A pack of derby girls passing the pack of sorority girls after practice, their faces were just priceless. Also, when I finally managed to pass my level ones.
Song to skate to: Anything, so long as there is music on.
Why Derby?: I had mastered the broom and was looking for a new challenge.
Why this name and number?: This is the name I was given after my transfer from the East, and the number is relevant to the lullaby league.

Likes: Black magic, ruby slippers, divination
Dislikes: little yappy dogs, water sports
Non-Derby Hobbies: brewing potions, flying monkey rescue group, terrorizing munchkins
Bad Habits: I have a bad tendency for vindictiveness, and can be a bit obsessive…those shoes WILL be mine!
Drink of choice: Sangria with a twist of troll’s blood
Turn offs: Long walks down yellow brick roads.
Favorite quote: “I was not content to believe in a personal devil and serve him in the ordinary sense of the word. I wanted to get ahold of him personally and become his chief of staff.” – A. Crowley
“You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!! -Winifred Sanderson (Hocus Pocus)