Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

The IRS

The IRS, #1040

Resides at: The IRS’ Home Office
Birth date: August 15, 1980
Height: Taller than a lot of people
Weight: I’m like a ton of bricks on your shoulders
Derby DOB: September 2010
Derby Wife: Skayton Manning
Position: Currently tracking people down
Skates/Wheels/Socks: Reidell R3s – Sugars – Anything awesome and up to my knees

Why Derby?: Where else can you physically assault people and not go to jail?
Why this name and number? I’m an Accountant and have filled out more IRS Form 1040s then I care to talk about. And seriously, what’s more scary then the IRS??
Favorite moments: Watching everyone get better and better on skates.
Songs to skate to: She Works Hard for the Money, Take the Money and Run, Gold Digger, Taxman, Takin’ Care of Business, and Money, Money, Money..

Drink of choice: Anything with ice in it.
Non-derby hobbies: Taking people’s money.
Likes: Running, riding my bike, reading, and David Archuleta. That’s right David Archuleta. Gotta problem with it???
Dislikes: Constant complaining. Life sucks; it’s not fair, deal with it. You will always have to pay taxes.
Favorite quote: “An organization succeeds, not because it is long established, but because there are people in it who live it, sleep it, dream it, and build future plans for it.” – Lord Baden Powell