Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Slobber Knocker

Watch out for this firecracker you never know where she’s gonna POP!

Slobber Knocker #K0

Hometown: Scott City
Birth date: September 26, 1971 (oldie but goodie)
Height/Weight: 5’5″, 130 lbs

Derby DOB: June 11, 2010
Favorite Position: Any of them, but not on the floor
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Riedell Vixens/Flatouts (Pink)/Assorted and colorful
Signature Move: Shooting the gaps! (Whoop! Whoop!)
Derby Wife: Skatie Holmes
Derby Heroes: Smashley Simpson from Whip It, Drew Barrymore
Favorite moments: Meeting my teammates for the first time and seeing all their crazy wonderful outfits. Mixing it up with SIRG, they are awesome! Iona Uzi’s crazy falls, and she never gets hurt. Sliding face-first into Bobbie Soxxx’s skate, got my first derby injury. Awesome!
Song to skate to: California Girls by Katy Perry (just fun to skate to)
Why Derby? WHY NOT??? Four years ago I saw the roller girls in St Louis parade. I knew right at that moment I had to do it.
Why this name and number? I plan on hitting hard enough to knock the slobber out of anyone who gets in my way or my teammate’s way! Oh yeah! My number was picked because Slobber Knocker gonna knock you out!

Likes: Eating, sleeping, volleyball, fun time with family and friends, and DERBY!!
Dislikes: People with bad attitudes, brats (nasty), smelly pads after practice (even more nasty)
Non-Derby Hobbies: Volleyball, Son’s sporting events, volunteer work
Bad Habits: Interrupting people when they talk (sorry, I don’t mean to)
Drink of choice: Sweet (really sweet) tea
Turn ons: Cheescake (yeah baby)
Turn offs: Doing laundry!
Favorite quote: The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. – Vince Lombardi

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