Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Revenjamin

Revenjamin #V

Hometown: Ragsdales
Birth date: Sometime in the late ‘70s
Height: Taller than Billie Lux, Shorter than Glamazon Vegas
Weight: Not enough to keep from getting knocked down by girls half my size

Derby DOB: February 21, 2010
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Argyle socks and skates held together by a healthy amount of duct tape
Favorite Position: Following the Pack
Derby Wife: Open to Polygamy
Derby Heroes: Dawn Gin Master, Tess LaCoil (swoon), Ref Van Winkle (ever see that guy jump?)
Favorite moments: Being elected lead jammer
Song to skate to: Smack My B*tch Up
Why Derby?: I get to chase around girls and point and whistle and I don’t get in trouble for it
Why this name and number?: I swore I’d get my revenge on the derby girls of the world through harsh penalty calling

Bad Habits: Not washing my pads often enough, biting, drunk texting
Drink of choice: Pocket Vodka, Hobo Wine
Turn ons: Tattoos, fishnets, glasses, Harvard commas, people who are well read, girls who wear ties, a good derby stance
Turn offs: Bad Tattoos, inline skates, sticky lip gloss, un-clever derby names
Favorite quote: “My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I’ve made all of the ladies in the area pregnant” – Hiphopapotamus

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