Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Pancake Puppy Sundae

Straight from Denny’s…

Pancake Puppy Sundae #9546

Hometown: Benton, Missouri
DOB: 9/24/1492…. I traveled with columbus we briefly dated….
Height/Weight: 5’2″

Derby DOB: September 2010
Favorite position: Power Blocker
Practice regimen: Skate hard!! Hit harder!!
Signature move: I ain’t gots one!
Derby wife: Dame Visceral Flux…..but i have a few mistresses and a concubine, Mae Bury.

Favorite moments: There are just too many to have a favorite!!!!
Song to skate to: i dont really hear anything when i skate so it would be pointless to skate to a song…..
Why derby? Because it is the GREATEST sport in the entire universe!!!!!!!
Why this name and number? The name was given to me after an incident at denny’s everyone called me it and it stuck… its kinda growing on me and I laugh everytime i have to tell people my derby name….The number is Freddie Mercury’s birthdate..

Likes: Derby, underwater basket weaving, outdoor activities..anything destructive
Dislikes: peas, nickleback,
Non-derby hobbies: uh………
Bad habits: Grinding my teeth!!! and Cursing!!
Drink of choice: I’m not much of a drinker but I like just about all types of beer and anything with Tequila and Vodka and Amaretto….and……..I really like grape juice….
Turn ons: Neil Patrick Harris..i dont care if he has a bf…
Turn offs: Skanks