Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Ms. Teri Science

Ms. Teri Science, 3000

Hometown: Percy, Illinois

Birth date: Sept. 3rd

Height/Weight: 5’6″, weightless in space

Derby DOB: July 2011

Position: blocker

Skate/Wheel/Socks: Reidell, sugar, hopefully clean ones

Practice regimen: practice and jogging during the week roller rink on the weekend.

Signature Move: the Rowsdower

Derby Wife: Iona Uzi

Derby Heroes: Ann Calvello, Krush Groove, Laryn Kill, Pupcake, and every derby girl giving it their all.

Favorite moments: meeting my first cape roller girl, Glamazon Vegas.

Song to skate to: April March-Chick Habit

Why Derby?: cause randomly knocking people down is apparently illegal.

Why this name and number?: I’m a MST3K fan and a secret mad scientist.

Likes: vegetarians, dogs, veggie dogs

Dislikes: mean people

Non-Derby Hobbies: snuggles with my wild dingle bears

Bad Habits: procrastination and being disorganized.

Drink of choice: root beer

Turn ons: nerds, geeks, dweebs, and dinguses.

Turn offs: dragon breath, the mcrib

Favorite quote: “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind,” – attributed to Dr.Seuss