Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Molotov

Molotov #C4

Hometown: Dexter, MO
Birth date: I’m a Scorpio, which explains a lot.
Height/Weight: 6′ with wheels on / 2 tons of pure rage

Derby DOB: 7-27-10 May we celebrate that date each year with beer and fireworks!
Position: I’m always on top
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Riedell boot w/ the “taking donations for new” wheels. If I’m not bouting in tall white socks, then you’re probably watching my doppelgänger skate.
Practice regimen: I’ll travel to practice with any team that will have me. If they won’t have me, I get a great workout trying to skate away from security personnel.
Signature Move: The “Lift & Separate”
Derby Wife: I’m not the commitment type. I have derby sisters and brothers instead of a spouse because one cannot divorce family.
Derby Heroes: Not only are they amazing on the track, but Seven Deadly Shins and Amtastic of the Springfield Roller Girls knew just what to say to make derby click for me. I will forever be in their debt for making me the derby player I am today.
Song(s) to skate to: Hot for Teacher by Van Halen, Kickstart My Heart be Mötley Crü, How You Like Me Now by The Heavy
Why Derby?: After searching for a competitive sport and outlet for my blind rage, I finally found a home where sporting violence is not only allowed but encouraged. Who knew I would also find the most caring family of bloodlusting party-ragers in the process?

Likes: Sparkly objects, purple things, leather
Dislikes: Things that aren’t sparkly, purple, and/or leather
Non-Derby Hobbies: When I’m not telling men “no,” you can find me playing Xbox, killing zombies, or using apostrophes excessively.
Bad Habits: Hitting people when they’re not looking
Drink of choice: Unlimited draft Sam Adams
Turn ons: Inflicting and receiving pain on the track
Turn offs: People
Favorite quote: “C’mon, let’s shag ass.” -Royal Tenenbaum