Major Hattie Tude
She’s not very nice, and very rude. Good luck trying to adjust this Major Hattie Tude!

Major Hattie Tude, #11
Hometown: Cape Girardeau, MO
Birth date: January 3rd don’t forget!
Height/Weight: 5’5″ and just right!
Derby DOB:
Awards: MVP Quad of the Dead & MVP CGRG @ WKRR
Position: sittin’ on you with some occasional jams
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Riedell/ shadows for now / low cut so u cant see them
Practice regimen: to do as directed…. when you cheat in practice you’re only cheating yourself!
Derby Wife: widowed. I sure miss One Bad Mother
Favorite moments: Getting my 25 in under 5!
Song to skate to: Missy Elliot – Lose Control
Why Derby?: Is there something better?
Why this name and number?: the name is self explainable and 11 because all my boys name start with K, the eleventh letter in the alphabet.
Likes: chocolate, football, and helping people
Dislikes: people that think they are better than everyone else
Non-Derby Hobbies: softball and managing a youth football team. GO MEAN MACHINES!!
Bad Habits: I have terrible eating habits and procrastination
Drink of choice: Dirty Shirley… I mean Gatorade of course!
Turn ons: nice smile
Turn offs: arrogance
Favorite quote: “Without struggle there is no success”



