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Mae Bury
She’s sugar and spice, but not very nice…
Mae Bury #60
Birthday: November 1st
Height: 5’8 in heels or on wheels
Weight: 10 lbs of sugar in a 5 lbs bag
Derby DOB: 2010
Favorite position: A lady never tells.
Derby Wife: My derby wife has left me widowed, but I’ve taken Pancake Puppy Sundae as my concubine until I get new offer. I’m accepting applications.
Why this name and number? I’m obsessed with retro kitchenware, old commercials, and nostalgia. I chose the number 60 because that’s the year the Andy Griffith show first aired.
Non-derby hobbies: Reading, baking, and obsessing over my pug, Ignatious.
Guilty pleasures: French fashion magazines, Dylan McKay, and Thai Tea
Turn ons: A freshly starched ref shirt and a real BIG whistle.
Turn offs: Burnt pie crusts, runs in my stockings, and Progressive Insurance commercials. (yes… I know I look like Flo, no need to tell me.)
Contact Mae? She’s our Vice President, Interleague Coordinator, and general information contact.
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