Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Madame Hex

Madame Hex

Hometown: Jackson, MO
Birth date: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Height/Weight: 5’4″ & just enough

Derby DOB: February 2011
Position: Head NSO & Penalty Wrangler
Signature Move: The “Hex Face”. This is usually performed while I’m chasing refs and wrangling penalties.
Derby Wife: Devil Doc, Jr
Derby Heroes: All the CGRG skaters, members of the Cape Girardea Zebra Pack, and volunteers. It takes all of these people to make our league awesome!
Favorite moments: Working my first bout as a penalty tracker, winning Favorite NSO for 2011, getting my very own Derby Toon, and watching all the ladies transform from Fresh Meat into hell on wheels.
Why Derby?: I think it’s great that we have a sport in Cape that promotes strong, resilient, and beautiful women, & I love that our proceeds benefit important charities.
Why this name?: I can be a real witch when I want to be, and I curse a lot.

Likes: Rescue animals, live music, amazing food, body art, wild dancing, & all things spooky or strange.
Dislikes: Bigots, liars, & snobs.
Non-Derby Hobbies: Reading, grave hunting, cooking, gardening, & art.
Bad Habits: I have a very colorful vocabulary, and it has a way of surfacing at the wrong times.
Drinks of choice: Mr. Pibb, sweet tea, and Captain & Coke.
Turn ons: Open-mindedness, compassion, dedication, & strength.
Turn offs: Greed, narrow-mindedness, & arrogant ignorance.
Favorite quote: “Don’t hold strong opinions about things you don’t understand.”