Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Iona Uzi

She’ll fill you fulla dread, then fill you fulla lead…

Iona Uzi #9mm

HOMETOWN: The United States
BIRTH DATE: 04/17/79
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6 foot

DERBY DOB: February 2010
FAVORITE POSITON: Inside blocker
SKATE/WHEEL/SOCKS: Rockstar Speed Freaks/ Sugars/ Camo
PRACTICE REGIMEN: Running/Biking/Yoga
SIGNATURE MOVE: The Epic Fall
DERBY WIFE: Mistress to Juliet Decaputate, divorced from Blow Ann Emerson due to injury, currently married to Shere Khantact
FAVORITE MOMENTS: Playin’
SONG TO SKATE TO: Speed Demon by: The Dwarves
WHY DERBY? Why Not?
WHY THIS NAME AND NUMBER? Because I do….and it takes 9mm bullets

LIKES: Painting, reading, creating, helping
DISLIKES: The past
NON-DERBY HOBBIES: Painting
BAD HABITS: Smoking
DRINK OF CHOICE: Cosmopolitan w/ a splash of Grenadine
TURN ONS: Tall dark and handsome
TURN OFFS: Clingy people
FAVORITE QUOTE: C’est la vie