Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

General Misconduct

General Misconduct #REF

Hometown: Cape Girardeau, MO
Birth date: 7/27/1979
Height/Weight: Classified.

Derby DOB: May 2010
Position: Referee, Normally Jammer Referee.
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Reidell 265 Boot, Powerdyne Reactor Plates, Atom Dubz wheels, Black dickeis socks.
Practice regimen: I skate with two leages, and skateguard at my local rink when I’m not reffing.
Signature Move: Counting points.
Derby Wife: I am married to the game.
Derby Heroes: Captain Obvious, J-MO, Umpire Strikes Back.
Favorite moments: The end of any bout where I’m confident in all my calls.
Song to skate to: 82nd Airborne Cadences
Why Derby?:Because I can’t NOT lover derby. I don’t know why.
Why this name and number?: It’s a pun, see?

Likes: Guns, Tanks, Callin’ Penalties.
Dislikes: Whining, Quitters, Excuses.
Non-Derby Hobbies: Chewin’ bullets.
Bad Habits: Swearing. Creative, creative swearing.
Drink of choice: Stag, PBR.
Turn ons: Tough Girls.
Turn offs: Girly Girls.
Favorite quote: “Legitur Regulas”

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