Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Dame Visceral Flux

 

Dame Visceral Flux, 1124

Hometown: Jonesboro, IL
DOB: 2/3/85
Height/Weight: I am 1 inch taller than Revenjamin.

Derby DOB: 4/27/2010
Favorite position: Power, pivot.
Practice regimen:I hit people until they tell me to stop, then I go home.
Signature move: In the making…
Derby wife: Pancake Puppy Sundae. I could never be a one woman gal though.
Derby heroes: Krush Groove (SIRG), Dread Pirate Robyn (SIRG), Eveready (SIRG), Jack E Ripher (SIRG), Atilley the Hun (SIRG), Earthquake (SIRG), Tess LaCoil (SIRG), Violet Vavoom (CGRG), Mae Bury (CGRG), Glammy (CGRG), Jesstified Homicide (RCRG), June Cleavage (SCDC), and of course my wife Pupcake… I have a lot but I look up to all of these women, they all have great attitudes and have worked very hard for their place in derby.

Favorite moments: I like it all yo!
Song to skate to: Anything by QUEEN, any 80′s, metal.
Why derby? Its as cheap as anger managment gets!
Why this name and number? The name Visceral Flux was a unpublished comic book villan, I added the Dame to make it dainty. 1124 is the day that my beloved Freddie Mercury died.
Likes: Beer, 80s music, heavy metal, fist bumps, Freddie Mercury.
Dislikes: Fruity cocktails, boy bands, high-fivers, Daffy Duck
Non-derby hobbies: Beer, karaoke, staring at people, reading minds, your mom.
Bad habits: Forgetting to wash my gear, putting my foot in my mouth, and excessive cursing in general conversation.
Drink of choice:Beer, tequilla.
Turn ons: Beer, Freddie Mercury, Heavy Metal, singers, geeks, facial hair, roughness, someone who isnt afraid to fist bump after a job well done.
Turn offs: Nickelback, cocky people, negative reinforcement being used with the hopes of a positive outcome.
Favorite quote: I always knew I was a star And now, the rest of the world seems to agree with me. – Freddie Mercury
I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear. – Freddie Mercury
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus? -Neil Gaiman