Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Crazy Anya

She’s insane in the membrane and lookin’ to cause you pain!

Crazy Anya #1977

Hometown: When not institutionalized at Amityville Insane Asylum I live in Chaffee, MO
Birthday: August 23, 1977

Derby DOB: August 23, 2010
Height/Weight: Too tall for short jobs, but too short for tall jobs/ None of your biznass, but I wear an extra small straight jacket.
Skates, wheels, and socks; Vanilla Brass Knuckles 2.0, Atom Jukes, they confiscate all loose articles of clothing at the asylum!
Favorite Position: I don’t care just as long I can knock you on your keester!
Derby wife; Widowed and remarried with a long list of mistresses. I am also obsessed with Earthquake from the Southern Illinois Roller Girls. Everyone will be fine as long as I stay on my meds!
Favorite Moments: Seeing the look on peoples faces when they find out I play derby and anytime I can embarrass my teenage son in my boutfits.
Songs to skate to: Monster by Skillet or Scream by Ozzy.
Why derby: Well, the TV remote had just lost it’s luster and my body was craving a team sport. I grew up skating at the Willow Grove Roller Rink in Chaffee and played every sport I could in high school. Roller derby was an answer to my prayers. What other sport do you get to wear fierce outfits and kick butt in a sisterhood of amazing women! And the doctor thought it could decrease my incidences of blind rage, off the rink of course!
Why this name and number: Here’s the breakdown. Crazy also means passionate or intensely enthusiastic. Anya means graceful/Full of grace and the inexhaustible, plus I have been told I have a few screws loose and I’m a huge fan of the band Heart. My number is my birth year because I was born Crazy!

Non-derby hobbies: 4-wheeling, chilling in the pool, camping, loving my beefcake of a husband and if you look at him twice I’ll stab you with my stiletto! I head up the berevement ministry and senior ministry at Chaffee General Baptist church. I am also a volunteer for the Robotics Team at Chaffee High School.
Bad habits: I’m a control freak, I’m impatient, and sometimes the little green monster visits me.
Drink of choice: Bellini ice tea at the Olive Garden on a good day or a Lithium cocktail on a bad day.
Likes: Family time, puppies, hot weather, moments of clarity, and stalking people.
Dislikes: Gym skanks, rudeness, confinement, and shock therapy
Favorite quote: “Crazy on you, crazy on you, Let me go crazy, Crazy on you” – Heart