Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Chico Suave

Chico Suave, 5/5

Hometown: The M-town
Birthday: 9/15
Height: with or without skates?
Weight: with or without skates?
Derby DOB: July 2011
Skate/Wheels/Socks: Riedell 395 w/ Labeda proline plates / Hyper Cannibals / Hanes
Favorite Position: On Skates
Signature Move: The “Wife Stealer”
Derby bros & lady bros: Jolly Dodge-her, General Misconduct, Revenjamin, Juke Shywalker, Texas Red, Captain Obvious
Derby Heroes: See above
Favorite Moments: General breaking a hub, and not falling while leading the pack. Anytime I get to skate. Going back to quads after more than a decade of racing/skating on inlines.
Song to skate to: Anything fast and loud!!!
Why Derby? Derby has the two greatest things in life. Women & Skating.
Why this name and number: My name comes from a saying by Major Rodriguez, of the 330th Combat Support Hospital, Memphis, TN. My number is a date, figure it out homie.

Likes: Women, Women on Skates, Women hitting each other while on skates.
Dislikes: Skating slow.
Non-Derby Hobbies: I live a life surrounded by women, and it ROCKS!!!
Bad Habits: This does not apply to Chico!!
Drink of Choice: Cerveza
Turn-ons: Black corsets, sheer dresses, stripped socks, skates.
Turn-offs: Insecurity, Jealous husbands
Favorite quote: “I’m not conceited, I’m convinced!” — Chico Suave