Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Bust Ya Ash

Cover your keesters ladies cause here comes…

Bust Ya Ash #1988

Hometown: where ever I pleases
Birth date: January 6
Height/Weight: fun-sized firecracker

Derby DOB: June 2011
Position: Jammer
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Reidells/Ghosts/Whatever is clean.
Practice regimen: I wake up, eat the weak, skate till I can’t anymore, and repeat!
Signature Move: haven’t got one yet…..
Derby Wife: single
Derby Heroes: I respect any woman who has the guts to get out on the track. But I’d have to say my two favorite heroes/jammers that I look up to are Laryn Kill and Queen Cobra.
Favorite moments: When I watched my first roller derby bout and getting a taste of the referee’s Trash Can work out.
Song to skate to: whatever gets my keester shakin’
Why Derby?: Pssh, why not? What’s more fun than skating at mach speed in your underoo’s?!
Why this name and number?: Because I’ve been bustin’ butt and taking names since 1988. What I do.

Likes: Food, Beer, bruises, sharp shiny objects, guns, the smell of fresh derby gear, and skating till you can’t skate anymore!
Dislikes: bugs, skankalanks, nuts, quitters.
Non-Derby Hobbies: Tae Kwon Do, mudding, softball, video games, flippy cup….oh and causing trouble and mass destruction everywhere I go!
Bad Habits: not watching my mouth, speeding…..and laughing at inappropriate moments.
Drink of choice: Water is delicious, but sometimes I like a nice cold one or some whiskey. Yum yum.
Turn ons: Weapons, music, manga.
Turn offs: People who act stupid on purpose or are rude on purpose, whiners, quitters & stank.
Favorite quote: “Don’t play no games, don’t pull no punches.”