Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Blow Ann Emerson

Blow Ann Emerson #8

Hometown: Sullivan, Mo
Birth date: 4-3-77
Height/Weight: Tall enough/More than I’d like

Derby DOB: 3-11-10?
Position: Any way you want me
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Rocket GT50/Sugars/yep
Practice regimen: Music to get me pumped and a 5-Hour Energy Shot
Signature Move: Slappin ass!
Derby Wife: Iona Uzi
Derby Heroes: Every woman that plays derby (and the people who put up with them )
Favorite moments: Bonding with my team off-skates
Song to skate to: Punch, Fight, F*ck
Why Derby?: Because it’s awesome

Likes: Adrenaline rushes
Dislikes: Whiny babies
Non-Derby Hobbies: Going to concerts, reading
Bad Habits: I don’t have any GOOD habits!
Drink of choice: Anything with alcohol
Turn ons: Confidence
Turn offs: Too much confidence and snot-rockets
Favorite quote: “The grass may be greener, but just as hard to mow” – John Butler

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Blow Ann is the owner of “the most famous ass in derby” thanks to Derby Helper and her very first bout. Check out these links: Blow Ann’s behind was also featured in Queen of the Rink and The Slanch Report.

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