Cape Girardeau Roller Girls

Alice Skullen

Ladies and Gentlemen, guard your arteries… it’s number 22… the bloodthirsty Alice Skullen

Alice Skullen #22

Hometown: Forks, WA.
Birth date: 1901
Height/Weight: Pixielicious
Derby DOB: May 2010
Favorite Position: Superior
Skate/wheel/socks: Riedells/Sugar Hybrids/Fishnets or thigh-highs
Practice regimen: Skating 50 miles a day, climbing trees (with skates on…), and a strict diet of donuts and Dr. Pepper.
Signature move: Anything that involves twirling.
Derby Wife: The one that makes my heart go “BOOM”: Grrnade 0’Conher.
Derby Heroes: The Wicked Witch of the West. She rolled on 8-wheels before she had a broomstick.
Favorite Moments: The last 2 minutes of Cape Town Smackdown. Scoring the winning points for the Mississippi Mavens is not something I’ll soon forget! It was an amazing night .
Song to skate to: Ricochet – Shiny Toy Guns (actually ANY Shiny Toy Guns song), Cherry Bomb – The Runaways, Giving Up the Gun – Vampire Weekend.
Why derby?: Because I’m a little monster who likes to take and throw hits, what of it? Oh yeah, and I have been collecting fishnets and knee socks for a while. I knew they’d come in handy someday.
Why this name and number? The name came from Twilight. Alice Cullen is one of my favorite characters. The number has been my softball number since high school.
Awards: Cutest Couple (with Grrnade O’Conher), Sweetheart, and Heartbreaker.

Likes: Anything that sparkles, translating everyday conversations into Latin, music, forceful makeovers.
Dislikes: Direct sunlight, fire, garlic, werewolves, cardboard, being told “no”.
Non-derby hobbies: Softball, Riding my horse, acting with River City Players community theatre, being awesome at charades, clairvoyance.
Bad Habits: Road Rage, pouting.
Drink of choice: Animal blood… or Dr. Pepper. Whatever, I’m not picky.
Turn ons: Band t-shirts, athletes, out-going personalities, sense of humor, fangs, firefighters.
Turn offs: Smoking, cussing, arrogance.
Favorite Quote: “One time Regina George punched me in the face… and it was AWESOME.”

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