Cheezy Poof
Cheezy Poof, 831
Hometown: Charleston Mo.
Birth date: August 9
Height/Weight: Looks are deceiving
Derby DOB: Fresh Meat class of February, 2011
Awards: Oh they are SOOO coming!
Position: on my skates…not on ground
Skate/Wheel/Socks: Whatever works, and whatever makes me cheeze.
Practice regimen: Survive
Signature Move: moon walk
Derby Wife: Single because I am hopelessly in love with a married woman.
Derby Heroes: Anyone and Everyone who has the balls to DERBY!!
Favorite moments: The first time I got LEAD JAMMER!!
Song to skate to: Fire Starter, or anything with an AWESOME beat!!
Why Derby?: I needed a place to take out my work stress…… so watch out!!!
Why this name and number?: Cuz I am just THAT dang CHEEZY, and the number is a symbol of love.
Likes: MUSIC, food, FUN people, Swimming, Skating..duh, drinking, family, jokes,
Dislikes: LIARS, slow drivers, people who think they are all that, sleepless nights
Non-Derby Hobbies: Cooking, Weather
Bad Habit: sticking my foot in my mouth
Drink of choice: Whiskey and Coke…
Turn ons: Someone who is funny, adorable, and is just full of awesomeness….found them.
Turn offs: Cocky people, liars,
Favorite quote: “Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke” my fortune cookie, “Mud slappin beaver babies” you know who you are……




